Effective Date: April 1, 2024

Welcome to Wisdom, where we treasure your privacy almost as much as your attempts to read through this riveting document. This Privacy Policy outlines how we treat the information you forgot you gave us when you signed up during one of your late-night internet rabbit holes.

1. Introduction

Here at Wisdom, we're committed to using your data responsibly—because let's be honest, we're just as confused by big data as everyone else. Our Privacy Policy explains the what, how, and why of the information we collect when you use our Service. Think of us as the librarians of your digital world, only slightly less shush-y.

2. Information Collection and Use

We gather various exciting types of information to provide and enhance our Services without you having to lift a finger (except to scroll, click, and occasionally enter credit card details).

• Personal Data: This includes your name, email address, telephone number, and the secret nickname you give your car. We collect this information via forms you fill out, usually while half-watching TV.

• Cookies and Usage Data: Cookies are the digital crumbs you leave behind, and yes, we follow them. They help us understand which parts of our site you find most confusing and occasionally amusing.

• Interaction Records: If you contact our support team to ask why our app doesn't work when your WiFi is off, we keep a record of that conversation for "quality assurance".

  
  

3. Use of Data

We use your personal data to:

• Operate our website and vacuum up any data crumbs you drop while visiting.

• Notify you about changes to our service, like when we finally fix that bug you've complained about seven times.

• Allow you to participate in interactive features when you feel like doing more than just lurking.

  
  

4. Data Sharing

Your personal data is shared with:

• Internally: Our team of highly caffeinated developers who promise they know what they’re doing.

• Externally: Partner services that help us figure out why our app sometimes thinks it’s a toaster.

• Your Neighbor Bob: Just kidding. Or are we?

  
  

5. Data Security

We protect your data like a squirrel with a nut in a dog park. While we strive to use commercially acceptable means to protect your Personal Data, we remind you that absolute security is as elusive as a comfortable office chair.

6. Changes to This Privacy Policy

We may update our Privacy Policy periodically, much like that app you’ve updated 18 times this year. We will notify you of any changes by posting the new Privacy Policy on this page and possibly sending you an email, depending on if we accidentally filter ourselves as spam again.

7. Contact Us

If you have any questions, comments, or conspiracy theories about our Privacy Policy, please contact us. We love a good plot twist.